Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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