That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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