So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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