Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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