Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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