I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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