Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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