Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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