fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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