Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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