and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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