umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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