Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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