***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just threw up on my dentist
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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