i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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