This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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