i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
