This is not my ceiling
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
