I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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