I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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