WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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