Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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