So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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