It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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