yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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