yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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