So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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