I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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