I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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