If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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