Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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