I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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One night, after a strong bottle of red wine, I was in the kitchen drinking water to recuperate and it was like for every ounce of water going in there was two coming out. Best part? Wasn't my kitchen. I'M the gem.
Not a competition, bro.
LMAO
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