He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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