She said her name was "party"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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