Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
