NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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