is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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