so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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