so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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