Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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