Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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