Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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