I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
