everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
