is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
