If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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