I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
