Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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