I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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