If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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